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How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

Jason Offutt
4.9/5 (34927 ratings)
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Description:The human race is an endangered species. Vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, and killer robots – they’re all trying to kill us. Killer robots even have the word “killer” in their name. Can it get more obvious? We need to rid the world of these monsters before they rid the world of us. All of them. But these monsters aren’t real, right? Wrong, and you’re dead.These creatures wander the periphery of our reality, waiting for a moment of weakness, and then attack us while we’re home alone in our underwear. “How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a guidebook on how to rid your life of these monsters before they kill you, so sharpen that machete, and gas up the weed whacker, folks. Each chapter •How to identify the Monster•Who’s going to help you kill it•Your arsenal and where to keep it (Kitchen, Bathroom, Living Room, Garage, etc.).•Behavior of the Monster while you’re trying to kill it•Disposing of the body•Monster powers•Monster weaknesses•How to avoid the Monster“How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a must have home defense guide for the do-it-yourself slayer. After using this book, you too can understand that setting gnomes on fire with a Bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net is funny.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items. To get started finding How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
150
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Permuted Press
Release
2015
ISBN
1618684345

How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

Jason Offutt
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
Read Now Download now ⏭ listen AudioBook
Description: The human race is an endangered species. Vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, and killer robots – they’re all trying to kill us. Killer robots even have the word “killer” in their name. Can it get more obvious? We need to rid the world of these monsters before they rid the world of us. All of them. But these monsters aren’t real, right? Wrong, and you’re dead.These creatures wander the periphery of our reality, waiting for a moment of weakness, and then attack us while we’re home alone in our underwear. “How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a guidebook on how to rid your life of these monsters before they kill you, so sharpen that machete, and gas up the weed whacker, folks. Each chapter •How to identify the Monster•Who’s going to help you kill it•Your arsenal and where to keep it (Kitchen, Bathroom, Living Room, Garage, etc.).•Behavior of the Monster while you’re trying to kill it•Disposing of the body•Monster powers•Monster weaknesses•How to avoid the Monster“How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a must have home defense guide for the do-it-yourself slayer. After using this book, you too can understand that setting gnomes on fire with a Bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net is funny.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items. To get started finding How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
150
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
Permuted Press
Release
2015
ISBN
1618684345

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