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English for Scammers

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Description:Curious as to why no one has claimed their UK lotto winnings from you? Why no one wants to call about the box of cash valued at Seven million five hundred thousand DollarsUS (7,500,000.00 Dollars)? Why is no one responding to your PASSIONATE REQUEST FOR JOINT MUTUAL INVESTMENTS BENEFITS?Every day, it seems, we get heart-breaking emails like this one:"I see know reasons why you are been so skeptical about your bank draft presently in our custody."Scammers… we can tell you why. Allow us to be frank (while telling you why you shouldn’t be Dickson Marble, diplomatic Agent Texas (TX) Base, or BRIGADIER General Nana Joseph donkor of the Presidential Special Initiative).It’s your English. Your English is … bad. Inaccurate. Ungrammatical. Inappropriate. You’ll never swindle anyone out of their $59 wire transfer fee if your letter sounds like it was written by a drunken third grader."English for Scammers" analyzes common mistakes, drawn from genuine correspondence, and tells you how to improve your writing so that it is appropriate for standard business letters written in English. Topics include: • Proper forms of address • Openings and closings • HOW MANY CAPITAL LETTERS ARE TOO MANY • Spelling • Punctuation and capitalization • Basic grammatical constructions • Common sentence patterns • Tone and register • When it is advisable to refer to your esophageal cancer; your religious faith; your charitable intentions; your connections with the UN, plane crash victims, and dead lottery winners; and moreUse "English for Scammers" to hone your 419 letters – or even to write honest, clear, direct business correspondence. The choice, dear readers, is yours.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with English for Scammers. To get started finding English for Scammers, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 80

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Wayzgoose Press

Release: 2014

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Description: Curious as to why no one has claimed their UK lotto winnings from you? Why no one wants to call about the box of cash valued at Seven million five hundred thousand DollarsUS (7,500,000.00 Dollars)? Why is no one responding to your PASSIONATE REQUEST FOR JOINT MUTUAL INVESTMENTS BENEFITS?Every day, it seems, we get heart-breaking emails like this one:"I see know reasons why you are been so skeptical about your bank draft presently in our custody."Scammers… we can tell you why. Allow us to be frank (while telling you why you shouldn’t be Dickson Marble, diplomatic Agent Texas (TX) Base, or BRIGADIER General Nana Joseph donkor of the Presidential Special Initiative).It’s your English. Your English is … bad. Inaccurate. Ungrammatical. Inappropriate. You’ll never swindle anyone out of their $59 wire transfer fee if your letter sounds like it was written by a drunken third grader."English for Scammers" analyzes common mistakes, drawn from genuine correspondence, and tells you how to improve your writing so that it is appropriate for standard business letters written in English. Topics include: • Proper forms of address • Openings and closings • HOW MANY CAPITAL LETTERS ARE TOO MANY • Spelling • Punctuation and capitalization • Basic grammatical constructions • Common sentence patterns • Tone and register • When it is advisable to refer to your esophageal cancer; your religious faith; your charitable intentions; your connections with the UN, plane crash victims, and dead lottery winners; and moreUse "English for Scammers" to hone your 419 letters – or even to write honest, clear, direct business correspondence. The choice, dear readers, is yours.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with English for Scammers. To get started finding English for Scammers, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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